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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip

That started at this

New York airport

Aboard this tiny jet.

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Gates was a mighty molesting man,

A gimper sick and queer.

Five pederasts took flight that day

For a three hour screw, a three hour screw.

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The pedos started getting rough,

The tiny kid was tossed,

If not for the courage of the Disney crew

The Lolita would be lost, the Lolita would be lost.

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The jet touched down on the shore of this secret tropic isle

With Jeffrey And Brunel too,

The Microsoft billionaire and his wife,

The movie stars

Paul Pelosi and Ghislai-anne

Here on Epstein's Isle.

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OMG, that was hilarious and unfortunately all too true.

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Now this is the tale of our convictaway,

She's here for a long, long time,

She'll have to make the best of things,

It's for a long, long time.

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The first inmate and this pimper too,

Will do their very best,

To make the others comfortable,

In their federal prison nest.

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No phone, no flights, no motor car,

Not a single luxury,

Like Bill Cosby,

It's primitive as can be.

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So join us here each week my friend,

You're sure to never smile,

For the one sentenced convictaway,

Here from "Epstein's Isle."

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